Complaints to Santa

Complaints to Santa from Mr. Devaney's Class (not from me!)

Letter No. 1 - Tadhg Murphy

Dear Santa

 I am very upset and angry with you. Last Christmas, I was a very good boy, I gave my gifts and cards with my own money, I did awful, dirty jobs such as clean the car and my bedroom. I filled the dishwasher and emptied it and all for nothing! I wrote a nice, polite letter to you, asking for some gifts that mean a lot to me. I was really, really, really looking forward to receiving them. I told all my friends I was getting them and felt really let down, angry and a fool when I did not get them. All Christmas week I was very excited in anticipation. On Christmas morning i awoke early and rushed downstairs in my bare feet I walk on some deer droppings. When I looked around the house I was horrified to see my house was robbed by you! Then I ran to the broken tree i searched through all smashed presents franticly looking for mine, but nothing so I searched again and again. At last I found something for me a card which said “Fool lol thanks for the pie.” All I wanted was Empire : Total War and Battlefront III . If you fail to get me what I will take legal action!   

Sincerely Tadhg Murphy

Ps Merry Christmas because it won't be for much longer!     

Letter No. 2 - Alex McHale

Dear Santa,

I am writing to inform you that I’m very angry. This the second year you messed up. Last year I asked for a remote controlled racing car but instead I found a toy doll and this year I ask for a new Xbox One but I was rewarded with a old Xbox 360.This year my neighbours had asked for a Xbox 360 but got a Xbox One. I think you need bigger glasses. If I don’t get a response by you soon you’ll be hearing from my parents solicitors. You have warned.

                                                Yours sincerely

                                                                       Alex McHale

P.S. I never left a carrot out for Rudolf.                                                                                              

 Letter No. 3 - Sina Hassani

Dear Santa                                                                                             10/12/ 14                                                                                                     

I am so sad because last time I asked you for Playstation 3 but I got playstation 2 and Fifa 14 but you sent me Fifa 13. I am not going to ask you because you are not sending what I want. I thought that is going to be the best Christmas but when I was playing with it, it wasn't working very well.was that a lot thing to ask?Thank you anyways you brought me a broken phone this year if you mess up I’ll come to your house and do something bad to you so you better be prepared for next year.

Yours angrily, Sina   

Letter No. 4 - Ali Maqbool

Dear Santa

          You messed up two years ago, you messed up last year and you messed up this year. Why would I want a wii remote if i don’t even have a wii. Who in the world would want a book called “Life From of a Shoe Part 64 of 187”. The only good thing you gave me was a ruler. I would say thanks but it was PINK! Sant you better pull up your socks. Heads up for next year as I’m setting up cameras, alarms and traps, and if I catch you… lets just say you won’t be so jolly. I hope you still keep me on the nice list and donate this hunk of junk to the kids who are poor but still watch out Santa you won’t be ruining my next Christmas.

Your New Enemy Who is Still on the Nice List    

Ali Maqbool

P.S. I’m going to hunt you down if you mess up next year.

P.P.S Santa, for next year I only want one thing, for you to not mess up again, with me or anyone else.

Letter No 5 - Rory Smith

Dear Santa                                        

Thank you for giving me all my Christmas presents I wanted.But we have a big problem. All my toys are botched. My phone is glitching my headphones are broke,my basketball hoop fell off ,my phone case is a girls one and my wheels on my skateboard fell off.Did you jump on them with your 20 stone or throw them down the chimney or belly flop on them with your fat belly.I can't believe you would do something like this.And because of all this mess I want all those plesents again and an Ipad Air, stunt BMX, beats headphones,a new class Table Tennis bat and a mega surprise. And if you don't get me all of that then I would be on the look out for anything suspicious because you would never know what I would do to you next……

                                                                                                 From Rory Smith            Letter No. 6 -  Bernie McDonagh        

Dear Santa, I hope you are well. And if you are,you won’t be for much longer. Because when I get you in your ancient, little grotto I will pull your ugly, white beard off your red-cheeked face. Also I will throw your precious, toy- making elves into the freezing Arctic Ocean which also has sharks,orcas and other stuff like that and  you know that won’t be nice.

                   

The reason for this is because the presents you brought me yesterday were the most horrible things I have ever seen in my life. The toy figure you brought me had a half-chewed head and the video game was in pieces of good, old junk. So for that I am going to pull  your beard off, drag your elves into the Arctic and hunt you down. I am not sorry if this letter sounds mean but I do hope that you will still consider me on the good list!    

Letter No. 7 - Andrew Keown

Dear Santa.       

             

My name is Andrew, I am twelve years old, I am writing this letter to you and I’m feeling angry with you Santa because you are supposed to bring me what I asked for in my last letter to you. You did not keep your word because last year i asked you for an xbox one but you did not get it for me.I was full of joy, happy, very excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and looking forward to spending my full day playing my Xbox. 

The next morning I woke up feeling very excited. I bought my mum  a very expensive vase just to be a good son and for my father I bought men's perfume. For my sister I got her a big, fluffy toy dog for £15. I have been I good boy for the year. So what happened next? I came down the stairs running with excited. But first I knew my stuff had been broken. I was sad. My mums perfume was broken, my dads perfume was gone to bits! My sisters fake dog was gone because my real dog came in to the sitting room! and my Xbox one was not an Xbox one, It was an Xbox360! So Santa I'm not angry, well maybe a bit but all I have to say to you is try not to be all over the house. Thank you for the Xbox 360.

p.s  Eat the food I leave out for you because i do not want to waste it.

Letter No. 7 - Ibrahim Anjorin

Dear Santa Claus,

I am writing to inform you that you have ruined my life. On Christmas morning, I was very excited to open my presents. I raced downstairs like a race-car into the living room. Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted 10 presents under the colourful, evergreen Christmas tree. 2 presents said “To Ibz From Santa Claus” I was bursting with excitement as I thought what could be in them. “It could probably be a Iphone 6 or a PC!” The possibilities were endless. I tore of the wrappings off the presents viciously. All of a sudden, all the excitement flew out of me like a bird.

                                            

Santa gave me a Justin Bieber doll and in the other present was a headless Barbie figure. Its head was disgusting that it looked like as if a dog chewed it head. I thought this could be a terrible mistake but at the bottom of the head was a slip of paper. It stated:

Dear Lemiasoo

                               This is not a mistake! I mean it!

                                                  From Santa

I burst into tears when I realise that Santa put coal in my stockings too! All I did was give home to 100 homeless people! The worst part was my sister caught me crying and she took a video and uploaded it on Youtube. That’s not all… It got 3 BILLION views and that is exactly how you have ruined my life.

Your worst enemy, Lemiasoo

P.S: I am going to the north pole so say your prayers!

Letter No. 8 - Calum Hill

Dear Santa

  It's Calum. I am writing to you to tell you what I want for Christmas. I am also

writing to tell you not to mess up like last year. Last year I wanted a PlayStation 3 and I got a PlayStation 2. I really don’t that to happen again. I worked really hard  last year and all that added up to nothing. I also asked for a skeleton and you give  me a paper build up one. That's like I ask for a birthday cake at the bakery and they  give me flour and eggs and say that's it bake it yourself . I am really hoping you don’t mess up. Anyway what I want is a keyboard and please, please don’t come down with a grand piano. Alright so don’t mess up and Merry Christmas.

                                                                       Yours sincerely Calum Hill

P.S. Also eat the milk and cookies this time.